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Bixby Bar Whippersnapper
One last hurrah before I start my long and lonely drive with little more than Supertramp and protein shakes for company. I picked this up at Whole Foods a few days ago- it’s rare that I miss the Fancy...
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Taco Bell Sour Cream Dip Spicy Habanero
I have resigned myself to the somewhat weird, mythological loop of living in an extended-stay hotel. Legends shall know me as Jessica, of the Embassy Suites, or Jessica, the Latter-Day Eloise, or...
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Tillamook Honey Cinnamon Crème Brûlée Dessert Yogurt
I’ve finally achieved a level of comfort between unbridled human autonomy and the robot slavery we’re doomed to undergo once automated insurance customer services (I’m talkin’ to you, Blue Cross) and...
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Noosa Pumpkin Yoghurt
If I review one pumpkin product in any given year, it will be the best damned one I can find, and at the moment, I have a sample size population of one, because I refuse to bow to the wills of the god...
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Harmless Harvest 100% Raw Coconut Water Cinnamon & Clove
Hello? Is anyone there? I’m sorry that I can’t tweet and post and drum the requirements for scienter in my head all at once. Really. That isn’t some pithy e-card apology, it’s the truth, I miss you...
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Cellucor COR-Fetti Cake Batter Whey Protein
Get that virtual baby shower ready, because this girl is preggo. Pregnant with abs. I felt them a few weeks ago, emerging from the deep as I was admiring myself shirtless in the mirror to Sade, as you...
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Limited Edition Red Velvet Oreos
Was I on a diet? Did it not include cookies? Believe me, I’ve been trying to resist the allure of processed foods, snacks, and generally comforting complex sugars, but in this case, SCREW THAT....
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Myojo Ippei-chan Yakisoba Japanese Style Noodles
Yesterday I started my hypertrophy training. Today, I was ass-deep in estate tax notes to the tune of 115 pages. Today, I ate my lean muscle mass in ramen. We all know ramen is elevated as an obsessive...
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Nutrex Research Muscle Infusion Black Vanilla Villain
Nutrex bills this as the best underground bodybuilding protein powder. Yeah, and the Vitamin Shoppe is all in Tyler Durden’s head. Aside from being the worst/most hilarious marketing campaign to hit...
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Mustard & Co. Smoky BBQ
Over the weekend, the Bedfellow came for an amazing, whirlwind visit, and the first thing she sat down to eat after a long flight was a sandwich. Distance is a cruel addition to our partnership, and it...
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